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If a conservative....

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    * If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
    * If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

    * If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat..
    * If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

    * If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
    * A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

    * If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    * If a liberal is homosexua l, he loudly demands legislated respect.

    * If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
    * Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

    * If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    * A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    * If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    * Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

    * If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    * A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

    * If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    * A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
  2. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    sad but true........
  3. hddoc94565

    hddoc94565 New Member

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    Well said HRK
  4. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes very well said & sad but very true
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    so true. Ashame we are such a minority.

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