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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Nov 12, 2010.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . And think 25 to life would be appropriate.
    --Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
    --David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman

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  2. steveb

    steveb Active Member

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    Those are funny.:roflmao:
  3. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    yep funnie & true at the same time:eek::roflmao:

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