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IPhone &Medicine

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. cardboard

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    just wait till it can be used as a suppository...
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    Just put it on vibrate first!
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    No thanks to high teck & new for me
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    Did you even watch the video ?
    Or just give a response
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    I wonder if the app has video, ya insert to check yer own prostate and text the video to
    yer doc..

    Or,

    CB: Hey dock my peckers turning orange
    Doc: Holy shidt that can't be good
    CB: yeah wifes gonna be home this weekend whatta I do?
    Doc: well ya got the Medi-Phone App on yer iPhone
    CB: Hell yeah
    Doc: Well drop them britches and send me a photo
    CB: OK Hang on I'll do it now, (ziiiiiip, belt unbuckles, sound of pants droppin)
    sound of phone picture click") OK ahma sending it now
    Doc: Got it, hey that looks just like a shriveled jalapeno in a black bush
    CB: you can't see it
    Doc: Naw, even enlarged I can't see it, take another
    CB: OK (gets phone closer) click It's on the way
    Doc: oh I see it, you sure that's not a vienna weiner? Just kidding (heard in the background, Hey nurse Jenny come see this, ever see anything like it) followed by laughter.
    CB: Doc this is personal I need help
    Doc: ok tell me what's been going on, what have you been doing
    CB: not much just sitting nekid in my bean bag chair drinking redneck bud an eat'n cheetos and watching porn on my iPad
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Don't know
    But my nephew who is a doctor said it will save customers money and time

    He's saying you might see things change with doctors and how they operate in the future
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    pretty slick...I like that
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    Ya know bomma created that in the zerocare act... LOL
    So now we know you'se a zerobot..
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    yes even showed it to the wife ,she thought it was cool , think it has Zero written all over it ,that not every one has a eye phone ,& that's all they mentioned in the video
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    O.k let me ask you this
    Who started the smart phones ?
    Who o you think all the business use ?
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    My business uses Motorola.

    How smart can a phone (or phone buyer) be that needs to upgrade every 14 months?:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

    Eff Apple products.:fight:
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    Got mixed feelings about it. Everytime some new and fantastic thing comes along which is supposed to make our lives better usually ends up being a mixed blessing. The new technology is continuing to alienate people from each other.

    There's far too much information out there and far too little brain capacity to assimulate it all. We are an information junkie society with less and less human contact as an unfortunate result.
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    I'm well aware of all the phones
    Blackberry is down to do or die on their latest phone
    How big do you need a phone ?

    I like Apple products
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    They keep making them bigger n bigger. Soon people will be walking around with laptops.
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    Ipad mini or ipad full size
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    I'd like one bigger than the 5 easier on the eyes
    not much bigger the Galaxy S3 is good, the new 4 is better

    RIM will be more business oriented and social media
    check out the phone on their web page, it's pretty
    cool, will wait to see,

    No prob with apple but sometimes I'd like to change

    Never buy the Google phone, they keep all info on you
    what you do, where you go, who you text, who you email
    what the subjects are to sell to political campaigns and marketers.
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    I don't really have a problem with Apple either, I was just pulling CB's chain.
    By the way he talks them up I think he must have stock in the company or something.:devil:
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    I think he sleeps with it when the OL is in Hu'stun...

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