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Johnny was this you

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.


    "What are you doing?" he asks.


    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.


    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


    So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..." :D
    cardboard, Jan 27, 2011
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :eek:Sick but funnie :roflmao:
    cowboy, Jan 27, 2011
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :eek: That's bad
    FLHTbiker, Jan 27, 2011
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    HarleysLR, Jan 27, 2011
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    :rant::rant::roflmao::gah: That is Funny Shiiit!!! paybacks are hell dude!!:D
    JohnnyBiker, Jan 27, 2011
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    Johnny, what have you been up to? :) LOL!
    Hot Rider, Jan 27, 2011
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Listening to you dear!!:D
    JohnnyBiker, Jan 27, 2011
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    :roflmao: well it's about time you learned! :roflmao: We all know the truth behind that one.
    What was that you said? :eek:
    Hot Rider, Jan 27, 2011
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Waht are you talking about? I ALWAYS listen.:banghead::witsend:
    JohnnyBiker, Jan 27, 2011
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    Yes dear, you're right :D
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Hehehehe:gah::roflmao::roflmao:
    cardboard, Jan 27, 2011
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    :rolleyes: you two sit in different rooms in the house and post messages to each other. :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 27, 2011
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  14. Hot Rider

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    Well, since Johnny has selective hearing it is easier to talk to him via internet!!! :roflmao:

    No, sometimes we are in the same room, just like to razz each other, makes the day more fun!! :eek:
    Hot Rider, Jan 27, 2011
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Thats funny:roflmao:
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    sound's like fun at least your trying to have fun & not shooting holes in the IGLOO missing each other:roflmao:
    cowboy, Jan 27, 2011
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    :rant::rant::D
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