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Joke for the day - maybe

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by dmassey, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. dmassey

    dmassey Active Member

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    A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON

    THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,

    THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

    THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
    OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

    HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN,
    45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
    GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

    AND A 15-FOOT CRATER

    WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

    Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
    dmassey, Jan 6, 2011
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  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehehe...........funny!
    chucktx, Jan 6, 2011
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  4. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao::roflmao:good one
    cowboy, Jan 6, 2011
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  5. joshbob

    joshbob Well-Known Member

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    No maybe about it!
    joshbob, Jan 6, 2011
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