Just for the Pun of it...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wale's?
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

How do you catch a unique animal?
Unique up on him

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed to her?
We're too young... we cantaloupe!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

Did you hear about the Olympic Gold Medal winner from Canada?
He loved his medal so much he had it bronzed.

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9 and 10...

Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
Because he was shellfish

Have you heard the joke about the bed?
It hasn't been made up yet.

What has five legs, three eyes and two tails?
A dog with spare parts.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder!

Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?
They can never make it past the bar!

Did you hear about
the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.

What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.

What What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It is two tired.

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.

What's a Wok?
Something you throw at a Wabbit.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!

What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!

Why did the ram go off the end of the cliff?
Because he didn't see the ewe turn

Good ones :roflmao: