Keeping dry

Hi don't know if anyone can help but here goes!
We have all done it, got dressed up with all our rain gear and headed out in the worst Storm, cause we had to get there and we aint going to no biker party in the cage.
Then, 20 mins later there we are sat in the crutch puddle, wet cursing and feeling very sorry for ourself. Now! I have identified the problem and the fix but cannot get the big clothing companies to talk to me. I have tried and tested this idea through a UK winter and it works. I think it will be easy/cheap to produce and will sell worldwide as itis a "must have wet weather item for all bikers" {who would probably give their right nut for one! well that would only leave the one to sit in the puddle, If it were still there!}(Also for fair weather riders who would probably buy one and place it for others to see and say that of course they ride all year round) and possibly all extream sport nuts. So as you can imagin the sales potential is huge
Now here is the crunch?
Has anyone out there got a contact in the clothing industry who would like to make £$1OOOOOOs. If so get them to drop me a line and I will explain this win win product. At a cost of course!
As always ride free and safe!

I dunno...I kinda like my $14 rainsuit