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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.

    All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

    "No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

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  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehehe..........or alabama!!!!!! lol
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Man Please

    I did some of that when I was 13 or so.
    Got my buddy in Katy, Tx. that is still doing it. We did it together in like 1963 N 1964
    Hes made a dang good name for himself too.
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  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao: So which way do you mount those animals. :roflmao:
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    :eek:
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    i want to here that answer , just so when I get back up to chuck's place & your there :eek::roflmao:
    cowboy, Jan 20, 2011
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Its according to which species thay are....:rant:
    cardboard, Jan 21, 2011
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  9. chucktx

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    :roflmao:
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    Yup you need long socks for sheep and a step stool for a horse!!!!:cussing:

    May want to re-read the joke there CB!!

    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Yep they think he mounts animals fer Sex. I know.
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  12. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Did Yea have to take a nap or two to think about it first :roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Jan 21, 2011
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  13. chucktx

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    a pre nap and a post nap!!!!!!!!!
    chucktx, Jan 21, 2011
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  14. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Would y'all shut and quit wakin me up.

    Man its COLD outside........
    cardboard, Jan 21, 2011
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