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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Teacher asks the kids in class:

    "What do you want to be when you grow up?
    "Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
    And you, Susie?
    "I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"
    cardboard, Mar 9, 2013
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    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    :roflmao:
    charlie46, Mar 9, 2013
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    :roflmao: :roflmao:
    MountainCruiser, Mar 9, 2013
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    Lol...
    marc 55, Mar 9, 2013
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    That is pretty good... :roflmao:
    JohnnyBiker, Mar 9, 2013
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    See, told you to post it and looks like its a hit.:D
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