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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
    Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears...











    When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
    Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

    His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
    Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
    When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
    The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
    Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

    "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

    "That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be bummed if he needed glasses".
    cardboard, Sep 17, 2009
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  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    chucktx, Sep 17, 2009
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  4. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    What is D. D. D. I'm lost.
    cardboard, Sep 17, 2009
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  5. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    get out your gps.....that should help ya!!!!!!

    those are the keys for smiles.....dont know why they didnt work.....:D:D

    they worked that time......
    chucktx, Sep 17, 2009
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    yep don't think they make contacts for babys :D
    cowboy, Sep 17, 2009
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    contacts for babys,,,,medical proffesion says ONLY organ in your body that is same size when you are born as when you die,,,,is your eyes,,,,pops
    fujimo, Sep 17, 2009
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