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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Mar 12, 2010.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    me and cardboard are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly
    cardboard throws up all over himself.
    "Oh, no. Now daytripper (his wife) will kill me!"

    i say , "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
    tell daytripper that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
    the dry cleaning bill."

    So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
    cardboard rolls into home and daytripper starts to give him a bad time.

    "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
    disgusting!"

    Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, cardboard says, "Nowainaminit, I

    can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla

    drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he
    juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me
    twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

    daytripper looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."

    "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.

    and that's the truth and i am sticking to it!!!!!!!
    chucktx, Mar 12, 2010
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :eek::roflmao::roflmao: That's some cold stuff there
    cowboy, Mar 12, 2010
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    Very good, poor old cardboard,
    HarleysLR, Mar 12, 2010
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    That'll teach him to come over and drink all yer jim beam and pepsi.:roflmao::roflmao:
    sarge7, Mar 13, 2010
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    cardboard, you gonna let him tell that about you?????????? I'm sure you might have a thing or two to share about chucktx.........:roflmao::roflmao:
    dmassey, Mar 13, 2010
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  7. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    naaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........................im perfect!!!!!!!!!! lol
    chucktx, Mar 13, 2010
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    You guys are the pair!!:roflmao::roflmao:
    TM103, Mar 13, 2010
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    His Bread Ain't Dun talkin Trash like that.
    It didn't even happen like that !

    And i'm still waitin on the phone call to come over.:gah:

    I got tired of waitin and got a call at 12:35 from somebody else to come over and eat some Croppie, so i took my JB and Pepsi and rode down in the woods over there.

    My OL had a blast.:rolleyes:
    cardboard, Mar 14, 2010
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    Hey Cardboard,

    When you do finally get the "phone call" be very careful about who sits close to ya! :puke::rolleyes:
    Welder, Mar 14, 2010
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    My OL don't eat Onions.
    But when the Onions was cooked in Granola Oil with French Fried Potatoes we ate the heck out of the Onions.

    And The OL don't like Fish.
    But when they fried Croppie she ate everything till she was hurting.
    They fried corn and some shrimp in the Granola oil too.

    She was suppose to be the desinated driver on my F250 Powerstroke 4x4. And she don't drink much.

    Well that was a great Idea. She got into the Jim Beam when I laid my glass down and she wound of with a glass of her own.

    Think some folks got Pretty Wasted yesterday.:rant:
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    cardboard, Mar 14, 2010
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    Nice
    08XModel, Mar 14, 2010
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  13. chucktx

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    didnt think y'all wanted the ol'ladys flu............so i passed
    chucktx, Mar 14, 2010
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    Onions cooked in Granola Oil, French Fries and Croppie. Sounds like good eatin to me. Reckon how long it would take to get from my part of Tennesse to your part of Texas?:)
    dmassey, Mar 14, 2010
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    Thank's dude.

    Hope she's feeling better man.
    cardboard, Mar 15, 2010
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    The dude I work with and a couple of his buddies has been croppie fishin in the cold for a couple months. They been saving em up.
    The Fish fry was held about 25 miles from my house down in the woods.
    I was real lucky they called me about 30 minutes before they started cookin.

    I was at the Liquor store when they called. I took a bottle of Jim Beam and Pepsi and Ice and cups with me for something to bring.
    Nobody wanted Jim Beam at 1st . they was drinkin Budweiser.
    And one dudes OL gave me a mean look.
    But they hit it.:D
    cardboard, Mar 15, 2010
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