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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by marc 55, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. marc 55

    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
    marc 55, Oct 22, 2012
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    :roflmao: times have changed :rolleyes:
    FLHTbiker, Oct 22, 2012
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    :puke:
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    Can I watch? ;)
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    I dunno I've never seen a lesbian couple that I'd want to watch LOL
    hotroadking, Oct 22, 2012
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    LOL roise & company :puke:
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    Got to come to Nuw Yoork!
    Fatboy128, Oct 23, 2012
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Man, you got to move.
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    Got to come to Nuw Yoork!

    Man, you got to move.


    Nah...A little live "Girl on Girl" entertainment never hurt anyone...
    marc 55, Oct 23, 2012
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    :eek: man you both need to move out west for some clean air:D
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