New joke

You guys may have seen this before but I think it's great and right on target with my ex-wife.

Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*&% you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
Call me, Steve.

Purddy funny...

I'm Glad My Wife Likes Both Of My Harley's, I Would Hate To Go Thru A Third Divorce!!

Now THAT is funny...

scoot

I see whom wears the pants in THAT household!

The female always wears the pants. "If moma ain't happy, no ones happy"!!!

Just gotta train 'em right and make 'em think they're happy!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i have heard that a few times in my house too,
and when i hear that sweet sound coming from my lovely bride, i do what i have done for years,ignore her and still get it, but is does cost me, hanging head in shame........

If mama ain't happy,she knows where the door is.

Tain't about who wears the pants, tis about who keeps them on

I had the discussion with wifey before buying my Sporty. Got a great deal on the bike (now know why LOL), but it cost me more than a new one in the end. As we walked out of the Credit Union signing papers on the bike, wifey states, "You got a new bike I want a new car" I knew that discussion went too easy.

So how did that turn out, I now have an 05 Sporty on the porch and she has an 02 Bonneville in the driveway. , got my bike all that matters. Honestly worked out on money that I bought the car and got the bike for free, now if you ask her we paid WAY too much for the Sporty but she got a free car :roflmao:

Ya know, there are women out there who like motorcycles. You should have shopped around a little more before buying.

Wouldn't have a man without one.

Well dang then she would want to drive, can't have that now can we :roflmao:

I am actually kinda scared about my wife. I know I haven't been good enough to earn someone as understanding and easy going as wifey. So this makes me wonder just how dang bad has she been to get stuck with me .

Even though we (women) often complain that men don't think with their big head, we make a lot of stupid mistakes when it comes to love too. I bet if all marriages were arranged, they'd be just as successful as when we choose our own mates. :roflmao: