Odd child custody settlement

Houston, Texas (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama in Houston yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Houston Texans football team, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

I sure hope that was suppose to be funny,,, because I laughed...

I knew there had to be a punchline in there somewhere..good one.

HA frigging ha

He could move to Ny and be with the jets!

And I am a Jet Fan why I ask Why?

Hey Goose, you could always cheer for the Dallas Cow.......Oh, wait.