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Parkay--- Butter

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy

    when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

    "Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

    "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

    "What do you mean?" Jim asked.

    "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an

    hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds

    crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try

    it."

    Jim
    agrees and the two say good bye.

    A few months later the two are in the same locker room

    and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did

    what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!

    I lost two inches already!"

    "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with

    butter?"

    "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."









    "Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"
    hotroadking, Mar 12, 2009
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  3. Tiny86

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    :banghead: :witsend: :roflmao:
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    Good thing he didn't use "I can't believe it isn't butter" - No tellin what he would have wound up with!:roflmao:
    sarge7, Mar 12, 2009
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  7. Mayor

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    Rich Boys uses Butter...Poor Boys uses Lard....Us Rednecks uses Axle Grease...Makes finding it twice as hard!!!
    Mayor, Mar 13, 2009
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  8. sarge7

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    Hi temp grease - I hope!:D
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  9. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    very nice trike!!!!!!!:)
    chucktx, Mar 13, 2009
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  10. Mayor

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    Thanks....Couple more years I will have to crawl on with her.....Gonna stay on two wheels as long as I can!
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  11. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    man that is a good looking trike :cool: but I'am like you going to stay on two for as long as i can 7 as long as this darn knee holds out
    cowboy, Mar 13, 2009
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    Knee

    Broke leg in two places on trail bike in 1970, B Team at the hospital put leg back together wrong. This caused cartilage damage over the years. Jan. 10,2008 had knee replacement, had rough time thru PT but went Turkey Hunting in Alabama on March 20,2008, then left by myself for Salmon,ID on August 19,2008 on my 2008 Heritage. When your knee gives out have it replaced, you still have a lot of riding ahead of you. Good luck with the knee and ride safe.
    Hrd Rider, Mar 14, 2009
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  13. cowboy

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    yep my older brother just has his second knee replaced last week , I called yesterday & he's doing good has full movement already he a few years older them me i think he's 62 now
    cowboy, Mar 14, 2009
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