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Pilot has a heart attack

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Pilot has heart attack with blonde passenger

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    This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.*

    He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:*

    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"*

    All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:*

    "The is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."*

    She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

    "O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . .
    FLHTbiker, Nov 20, 2011
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    This is pretty funny...:)
    JohnnyBiker, Nov 21, 2011
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  4. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it? Ha ha!

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    Fatboy128, Nov 21, 2011
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  5. FLHTbiker

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    Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . :roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Nov 21, 2011
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    :roflmao: :roflmao:
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