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Politically Incorrectly!

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Fatboy128, Aug 12, 2015.

  1. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Subject: The "M" word


    > The "M" Word
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    > Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish,the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French , the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc., but it's "insensitive" to make jokes about Muslims?
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    > Time to level the playing field and be "politically correct" by including the Muslims!
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    > Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
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    > 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a Muslim.
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    > 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You might be a Muslim.


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    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    . . . and about time, too.
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    Bout time somebody said something good about em.


  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    One of the dudes I was riding with today actually voted for the black Muslim on borrowed time so call president twice.
    Can't hardly stand to be around him as he never shuts up. Try's to over drown you with his voice. Thank god his CB wasent working. :mad:

    Can't believe he actually likes the dude. A clueless biker wow. I believe if you gave him a prayer rug that he would bow and worship Obummer.

    I told him if we hear that he votes for Hilary were gonna cut his nuts off. Muslim lovers for sure.
  6. Givrsum

    Givrsum Active Member

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    ohhhh man,,, that's just sad, not to mention sooooo wrong.. gotta give him props for admitting it tho, no one i know voted for him,, lying bastages..

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