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Practical Italian Grand Pa

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    *PRACTICAL ITALIAN GRANDPA*

    *Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.*

    An old Italian man is dying.
    you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
    Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
    gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a
    couple of bambinos.
    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
    with another man...
    Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
    cardboard, Aug 15, 2011
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  3. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Funny!

    Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk
    Fatboy128, Aug 15, 2011
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    That's good.:roflmao:
    parker, Aug 15, 2011
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    baggerpaul Well-Known Member

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    Thatsa gooda one goon:roflmao:ba
    baggerpaul, Aug 15, 2011
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Furgettaboutit
    JohnnyBiker, Aug 15, 2011
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    baggerpaul Well-Known Member

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    :roflmao:there goes that minnasooootta accent. its fugettabowit
    baggerpaul, Aug 16, 2011
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    Holy canolli - my mudda wuz Italian - she woulda luved it!
    joshbob, Aug 17, 2011
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  9. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    cool!!!!! any good pasta recipes to share?????
    chucktx, Aug 19, 2011
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    Her cooking is only a pleasant memory now!
    joshbob, Aug 21, 2011
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