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President Bush

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'


    The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'

    Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'

    The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

    Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs..

    The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big boobs?

    Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'

    Bush turns to the bartender and says,

    'See, I told you, no one gives a **** about the 140 million Muslims'.
  2. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    true enough!!!!!
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    :roflmao: Oh so true
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    Good, and true :roflmao:

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