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Redneck Special Forces

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
    These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
    AND
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.
    cardboard, Dec 5, 2014
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  3. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    So did you volunteer Cardboard :)
    FLHTbiker, Dec 5, 2014
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Tried, They wouldn't take me. Said I took too many naps and didn't pay attention to what was being said.
    All I wanted to do was get in trouble.
    And I wanted to run everything. Walkin is tough on ya when they give you everything.
    cardboard, Dec 5, 2014
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  5. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    They were just afraid you'd drink all the bud


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    hotroadking, Dec 5, 2014
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  6. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that I can believe :eek:
    FLHTbiker, Dec 5, 2014
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