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Rules For Kicking Ass

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Rules for Kickin' Ass :

    Rules for the Non-Military
    (Make sure you read #13 twice)

    Dear Civilians, we know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
    2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.
    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay when you were seven years old, but now it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
    5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
    6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
    7. Next time Old Glory (theUS flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. This includes arrogant politicians who think someone may be offended. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
    10. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers'(Coast Guard), Bubblehead (Subsailor), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.
    Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
    11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked..
    12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
    It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
    It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
    It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.
    Oh, AND ONE MORE:
    13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -
    KICK THEIR ASS.

    YOU ARE A VERY, VERY SPECIAL PERSON AND I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND ARE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND WILL
    THANK YOU
    WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!
    If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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  2. bambidee

    bambidee Active Member

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    Well put, our country could use a lot of the above. There are way to many people that enjoy the freedom and safety we have, then want to disrespect those that have given it to us. Way to many idiots ( see # 4) should think twice at the fact they have done nothing. Unfortunatly #1 is where most of it starts IMO
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    badinfluence63 Well-Known Member

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    It use to be sacriledge to wear a hat in church and it boggles my mind when I see a guy walk into one with his hat on. Respect seems to be a fading concern.
  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    They have these real modern churches now where they have bands and lots of singing some I've been to with my brother were almost hippie like. I guess anything goes anymore.
    The Elks lodge where we have our HOG meetings the wearing of hats is not allowed and we always stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance before each meeting starts.
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    Good job with this FLHT Thanks

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