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Senior Romance

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    A Southern couple in their mid-sixties had finally learned, after a full year, how to send and receive texts on their expensive cell phones.

    One day while out shopping, the wife and a friend stopped for coffee.
    Being a genuine romantic at heart, the wife decided she'd send her husband
    a text while she was out and about. She texted:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you….

    The husband, being a real no-nonsense-sort-of-guy, texted back:

    “I'm on the toilet ... please advise…”

    :D
    FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013
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  3. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Now tell the truth, you sent that text....
    hotroadking, Jul 16, 2013
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  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm not that old yet :D
    FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    ya right :roflmao:
    cowboy, Jul 16, 2013
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    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Ya know we never confirmed he could text either..
    hotroadking, Jul 16, 2013
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  7. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    My daughter texts me all the time and I told her I hate texting but its the only way to communicate with her. Texting sucks. By the time I get done trying to communicate with her by text it takes half a day. Could be all done with one phone call. :rolleyes:
    FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Yep sounds like my kids & me :D
    cowboy, Jul 17, 2013
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    I hate texting, too. my wife texts me all the time when away. Usually I text back "OK", "No" or "Yes", my stock answers to just about everything LOL.

    She texts because you only get charged a half a minute per text, no matter how long it is. I don't care, I'd rather talk. I always tell her,"See how impersonal all this modern technology is getting? Now I don't even get to hear your voice."
    joshbob, Jul 18, 2013
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    If you had Siri you could talk to her and she old do the txt message for you:roflmao:
    cardboard, Jul 19, 2013
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  11. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Yep Siri your texts, there is a little microphone button by the space bar
    tap it and speak your text message, slower and smooth works best
    you'll figure out how to transmit your voice.

    Kids are all about instant text communication.
    hotroadking, Jul 19, 2013
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  12. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I can do the same thing with the Iphone :rolleyes:
    FLHTbiker, Jul 19, 2013
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    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Siri is on the iPhone LOL

    It's the voice activated search and instruction feature...
    hotroadking, Jul 19, 2013
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    FLHTbiker, Jul 19, 2013
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    LOL My eye phone had it & so does my Gal s4 , Yes slow & easy or you could send some bad stuff :roflmao:, But I would like to here the voice
    cowboy, Jul 19, 2013
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  16. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :wtf: Me To
    FLHTbiker, Jul 19, 2013
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    I don't know what SIRI is. Never mind. I don't want to know.
    joshbob, Jul 24, 2013
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Ya live a protected life dude .
    cardboard, Jul 24, 2013
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    Yup, and I want to keep it that way ;).
    joshbob, Jul 25, 2013
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