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Sheer can be Fatal

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal

    A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
    his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
    in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

    He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
    model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so
    sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
    modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
    myself."

    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
    iron it!"

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
    The coffin will be closed. :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 7, 2011
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  3. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh so true :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    cowboy, Jan 7, 2011
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    For some reason when I read the lead in title I was thinkin wind shear off the mountain passes you have talked about.
    Showed this to the OL and she told me just hand over the money to her and no bullets flyin my way.:D She is a qualified nra combat pistol instructor with expert rating. Needless to say I was quick to inform her that if I had $500 the bike would benifit not her :D- now for some strange reason she won't talk to me. ;)
    Silence is golden they say! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    sarge7, Jan 7, 2011
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  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Man Sarge, you really know how to get into trouble :rolleyes:
    FLHTbiker, Jan 8, 2011
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  6. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I actually went to Fredric's of Hollywood when I was young and bought the first wife a couple of those sexy little things. God overtime she would put em on I couldn't get off of her fast enough. Oh what fun we had back then.:D:D:D:D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 8, 2011
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    My apologizes if you find this offensive to your Political Party.
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    > You gotta see this. The first part is Republican women. As you're
    listening to that part , be thinking of what song they will play for the Dems.
    The second part is the Dems. Enjoy!
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    > YouTube - Republican vs. Democrat Women
    quietone, Jan 8, 2011
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  8. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    That was good, go Republican women :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 8, 2011
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  9. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    LMAO oh so true :eek:
    cowboy, Jan 8, 2011
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