1. After 20+ years it's time to pass the torch. If you are interested in acquiring this forum please contact support@cv-performance.com for details. Any spam will be reported and blocked.
  2. Welcome to Bike Talk, a forum for all bikers and motorcycle enthusiasts. If you are new to Bike Talk, be sure to register for free and join the conversation.

    There's always someone around willing to help out with questions or give a friendly wave back. All Harley and metric riders are welcome.

Sitting here

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    Yep still stuck up at the hospital. Got the monitor installed, got to wear it for 30 days. Said, by the way sense your here you need to get this combo tetanus shot so here comes this nurse with a big ass's needle in one hand and says your mine. I told her you sure cause I got this thing stuck to my chest but said I can remove it for a short time. She says you want it in the ass or arm. And don't give me any more sweet talk ain't gonna help. God that needle was long swear it went clear through my ass's. :D :roflmao: My wife was standing there rolling her eyes back and said I'LL take him home. All I can say is not to many nurses around that look that good.:D
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2011
  2. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    what type of monitor are you weareing ? & she made the needle feel like that cause of your sweet talking :eek: wont be long & you'll be back in the saddle again:cool:
  3. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    Ok I read in another post about the heart monitor , it will be all good , just don't worry , the phrase worried sick came from people getting worse off sick from worrying over being sick so get off your butt & wash/ fix something on one of your bike s or cars
  4. HarleysLR

    HarleysLR Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    2,113
    Likes Received:
    13
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, CO
    that's good medicine cowboy
  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    OK Cowboy thanks. When I was at the hospital I asked them about riding the motorcycle. Wow, no bad looks and she said the only restriction is no swimming (don't want the monitor getting wet) She said if your wife says its OK then go and then she said take my husband with you :).
    So then I said there is this motorcycle rally on the other side of Oregon called the Hells Canyon Motorcycle Rally. She said go, so I'm going to go with a friend of mine. Just got to figure out where to put the monitor when riding. :D
  6. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    Plastic bag & bungie cord to the back seat :)
  7. HarleysLR

    HarleysLR Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    2,113
    Likes Received:
    13
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, CO
    It's a holter monitor isn't it, should just fit in your shirt or vest pocket,
    aren't you supposed to have sex at least twice each day while wearing the monitor?
  8. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    :roflmao:The monitor is smaller than my cell phone and has a belt hook on it. Got three EKG type sticky pads on me with the cables connected to each one. Run them under the shirt and to the monitor. Just don't tuck the shirt in to tight cause when you stand up it makes the cords to short and it rips em off your chest, done it already. Still a pain to wear, especially at night.
  9. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    :roflmao::roflmao: The instructions says it can be worn during sexual activity, gee wonder what the graph would look like. :roflmao:
  10. HarleysLR

    HarleysLR Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    2,113
    Likes Received:
    13
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, CO
    I'd bet it lets'um know your heart is working! :roflmao::roflmao:
  11. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2005
    Messages:
    12,545
    Likes Received:
    10
    one way to get a little more!!!!!!!!:D

    use the trike for the trip......just be a bit safer.............
  12. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    Its a girls bike, it is set up with dragonfly engravings all around it and it has foo foo all over it no way :eek:
  13. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    So wear a wig :)
  14. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    Just got a call from my 70 year old brother. Was supposed to meet up with him and his friends at the Hells Canyon Rally. He crashed his bike this morning about 9 AM on the way over there. Said he was in the trees and in a corner when all of a sudden he was blinded by the sun. Guess he came around the corner looking directly into the sun and could not see. No sun glasses on. Went off the road and went over the bars. Bruised his left lung and dislocated his shoulder. Now I'm not sure I even want to go. :(
  15. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    Hey, we got an old wig here, wonder if it will fit. :roflmao:
  16. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2005
    Messages:
    12,545
    Likes Received:
    10
    sorry to hear about your brother.....glad it is not any worse. i think ya would look cute in a wig........

    Attached Files:

  17. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    To young looking for me, I wouldn't even look that good. :roflmao:

    Brother is now back home after getting out of the hospital. Tow truck hauled his bike about 120 miles back home.
  18. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    Sorry to here about your brother ,
    I like the wig idea :roflmao:
  19. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2004
    Messages:
    18,516
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    Oregon
    In that town I would get arrested for doing that. :D
  20. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    50
    Location:
    Alvin TX
    we can send some make-up with ya :roflmao:

Share This Page