Something to think about...

Got this in an email today...

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Only in This Stupid World do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in This Stupid World do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters.

Only in This Stupid World do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and putOur useless junk in the garage.

Only in This Stupid World do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..

Only in This Stupid World do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?

Why is the man who Invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah Swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the Needle for lethal injections?

You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep Shrink when it rains?


Why are they called Apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Spread the Stupidity!