Sounds just like a wife

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The MAN Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f*****g funeral director would be my first guess."

I can`t really comment, my wife reads these!!

jarhed - Don't be givin these gals info like that - they are dangerous enough without any help from the HEAD OF THE HOUSE. :brick:

Ya gotta give him time - he's probably a newly wed that doesn't know any better. YET!:roflmao:

Gotta believe that he will know real soon, if he don't know already.

Jarhed might not be married.......He did not say he did that.....did he?:fight:

No...I wouldn't do this. I'm on wife #2...I've learned the hard way!!

60 and still learning......I used to know everything......Now, I just know, Don`t rock the boat and you will not fall out!!!!!!

That was a good one. My wife laughed too.

:roflmao:

I like to rock the boat once in a while just to see if it still floats :roflmao:

Noah didn't have that problem - he was two up for everything and his boat was always rockin. Until he hit the mountain!irate2: