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"Survivor, Texas-Style!"

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    "Survivor, Texas-Style!"


    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is
    planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

    The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , and then drive
    to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down
    to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio ,
    El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From
    there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers
    that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I
    love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for
    Obama," " George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012"
    and..............."I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

    God Bless Texas !
    cardboard, Apr 7, 2011
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  3. Daxx169

    Daxx169 New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. I'll give it a try, but I wanna bring my ghille suit for some E & E action.
    Daxx169, Apr 7, 2011
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  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't think any would even ever be heard from again. Good to see yea again CB.
    FLHTbiker, Apr 7, 2011
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  5. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    If I had that kind of liability, I think I'd just park it in Austin, Texas' Land of the Lost. You could live through a visit to Dallas, but then it would get real shaky. Don't ride that through San Angelo - I know people there that, while they may not kill you, they would take some frustration at the stickers out on the car,
    Red Rider, Apr 7, 2011
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  6. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    I'am going to set on the road side & watch :eek::roflmao::roflmao:
    cowboy, Apr 8, 2011
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  7. joshbob

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    I'm with Cowboy.
    joshbob, Apr 8, 2011
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    Might be a little dangerous if the lead starts flying. :roflmao:
    sarge7, Apr 9, 2011
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