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Terrible Day

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by marc 55, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. marc 55

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    Terrible Day ......

    Roy, who was an Undertaker, came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife."

    "I had a terrible day," replies Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.

    When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

    Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.

    So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

    "I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?"

    Roy : "Wrong room."
    marc 55, Nov 9, 2012
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