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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
    spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
    skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
    she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
    "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

    "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

    He never heard the gunshot.
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Anytime lmao
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    :confused: Does that mean when you get old that you aren't interested anymore??
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    No, it means not all pussies are created equal.
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    :roflmao::roflmao:
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Thank god!!!!!
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    Good, thought I was abi-normal. By the way, you don't get old, just get more selective!
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    Ohhh Yeaaa :D

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