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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    The Governor Elect of New York is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor, and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should stop, the coyote is only doing what's natural.

    2. He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

    3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for disease.

    4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for disease from the coyote and for getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5. The running trail is shut down for 6 months, while Fish & Game conducts their $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

    6. The Governor next spends $150,000 in state funds, implementing a "Coyote Awareness" program for residents of the area.

    7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease, throughout the world.

    8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not somehow stopping the attack and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

    9. Additional cost to State of New York: $175,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: The Nature of Coyotes.

    10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $20 million suit against the state.
    cardboard, Jan 3, 2011
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  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    im out running,,,,,,see a coyote, shoot it with a 0.50 cent bullet.......and go on about my business........i need to be in charge!!!!!
    chucktx, Jan 3, 2011
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  4. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    I nominate Redneck Chucktx for office..............:D

    Will anybody 2nd it.......:gah:
    cardboard, Jan 3, 2011
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  5. Wideglide85

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    Second. Yer IN, Chuck.
    Wideglide85, Jan 3, 2011
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  6. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Yea Baby...............

    Yer it Redneck Chucktx.

    Now git yer butt to work dude.:D

    No more Power Naps, We ain't gonna put up with that.

    Don't make us fire you the 1st day on the job.:roflmao:
    cardboard, Jan 3, 2011
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    I'll know he'll do better the obama & his crew :D
    cowboy, Jan 3, 2011
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  8. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Hmmm, a president with a gun, how cool is that.......go Chuck
    FLHTbiker, Jan 3, 2011
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  9. Wideglide85

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    A President with a gun AND a Panhead!
    Wideglide85, Jan 4, 2011
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  10. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Hmmm, what party should we put him in?
    FLHTbiker, Jan 4, 2011
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  11. hotroadking

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    Problem now is Chucks a gobberment employee
    he'll have to change his ways or be repremanded
    once he finds out he's got a pension that
    will pay him his salary for life, he gives in
    because he doesn't want to give up that money
    so he won't shoot what he said he would
    because other elected officials are over
    his area and don't want it done....

    and he has to join the SEIU....

    we're shooting the wrong kind of ki-ote's
    hotroadking, Jan 4, 2011
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  12. chucktx

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    and if that happened, i couldnt sleep at nite so i would have to resign and move back to the woods...................:)
    chucktx, Jan 4, 2011
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  13. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Yea and then you can sleep with your bottle of Jack and not worry about the media. :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 4, 2011
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    But he wouldn't have a bottle of JACK - when he got back cause CB would have "borrowed" it while he was gone.:roflmao:
    sarge7, Jan 4, 2011
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