The Marine and the terrorist

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon
an terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine 20 what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."

:roflmao: I love it! :roflmao:

:cheers:

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: To funny

So true!
Imgaine what we could do if all the soldiers from both sides stood up and decided they were of like mind. It would scare the hell out of congress and the taliban. Then maybe we could all go home and get rid of the corrupt leaders by sending them to fight their own damm wars. And while their gone we put some decent God fearing people in their place to get this country on it's feet and moving foreward again!