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The nitelight

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    The NightLight





    An 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How
    are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
    He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
    bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
    off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he
    says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe
    of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
    night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
    poof! the light goes off?"

    "Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
    again!
    cardboard, Nov 1, 2011
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    :roflmao::roflmao: Where do you come up with this stuff... :D
    MountainCruiser, Nov 1, 2011
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    :roflmao:must be a small apartment
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    We should all be so blessed to make it to 90. NOT!!!
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