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The old priest...

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Dec 5, 2013.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    In Washington, D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital.
    For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital
    and was well known among the elected officials.

    He motioned for his nurse to come near.
    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see President Obama
    and Senator Reid before I die," whispered the priest.

    "I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to the President
    and Congress and waited for a response.

    Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid
    would be delighted to visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid,
    "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us,
    but it will certainly help our images.

    "Reid agreed that it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand
    in his right hand and Reid's hand in his left hand.

    There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you
    could have chosen, why did you choose us
    to be with you as you near the end?"


    The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern
    my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."


    "Amen", said Obama.

    "Amen", said Reid.

    The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves;
    I would like to do the same."
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    Too
    true,but still funny
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    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    LOL...that was good...
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Obama probably said cut his Obamacare off immediately. :D
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    Might be funny if it weren't so damn true:(
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    1+ YEP
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    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Been gone for a while..New PC. windows 8.1, what a trip.! @$*#%!
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    Good to see ya back, Charlie. I still have Windows Vista . . . and yes, the joke definitely had strands of ugly truth running through it - still funny, though :D.
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    Good stuff... and Windows Vista, thats nuts, worst system ever!
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    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    Charlie, good to see you back brother...
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    Wait 'til you try Windows 8, Makes me miss Vista.

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