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The rich blondes car

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
    She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night,
    the car just won't move at all.
    After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any
    luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a
    technician to her.
    The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
    So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are
    using the right gears?"
    Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on
    earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
    Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day
    and N at night."
    cardboard, Feb 13, 2013
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