This is nuts...

http://autos.aol.com/article/man-donates-testicle-nissan-370z-car/?ncid=webmail1

$35 K Hmmmmm!

LOL...We all have our price...

Sort of reminds me of a song I wrote back in the 80s called "Bit 'n' Pieces", (talkin' blues style ala Woody Guthrie). Here it is for your amusement:

I was walkin' down the street and to my utter dismay,
I noticed everything started fadin' away.
My teeth came loose as I was blinded by the sun,
My feet they smelled and my nose did run.

Chorus: Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think I'm gonna be the next one in line.

So I went to the body shop lookin' for a deal,
And I knew they could see how bad I must feel.
They said I need a valve job and a jump start,
Said they're gonna give me a brand new heart!

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think real soon I'll be feelin' fine.

Next I got a liver, and then a new spleen,
And I gotta gall bladder all shiny and green.
They put a plastic bone in my sacroiliac,
They said as I was leavin' that I would be back for more

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think I'm gonna make 'em mine all mine.

As time went on I found this was no joke;
I kept comin' back whenever somethin' was broke.
Now I got so many parts and so many different seams,
I'm beginnin' to see what all of this means:

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think I'm gonna be the next Frankenstein!

But now I'm kinda lonely and I can't find a mate;
I scare 'em all away with my stitched up pate.
I'd like to find a woman who's a little like me,
But she'd have to undergo major surgery!

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think she's gonna be the next one in line.

We'd have to trim away the pouches, melt away the fat,
Get a lip-o-suck, and that's the end of that.
Remove all the cellulite from her wavy hips,
A collagen injection for her ruby, red lips!

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it take as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think pretty soon she'll be lookin' fine.

To live a long life would be wonderful indeed;
We oughta last forever, my girl friend and me.
If she breaks my heart, I'm gonna pay it no mind,
'Cause I'll go lookin' in the body shop until I find the right

Bits 'n' pieces, pieces 'n' bits,
That's all it takes as long as it fits.
Bits 'n' pieces, one at a time,
I think we're gonna be around a looooooooong, long time.

(this song was copywrited in 1988)

Hell,, I'd give em both up for a '69 Plymouth GTX with a 426 Hemi and a 4 gear

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I'm kinda attached to mine...

I hear ya. I owned a cherry 68 Charger RT 440 Magnum 6 Pak in 1973 - 75 410 locker rear dark metallic green with white bumble bee stripe. Recently married and then the gas crisis hit. Driving to work with it was killing us. Odd - even gas rationing was the nails in the coffin. Real sorry I had to sell it.

I hope we never see gas rationing again. The Charger was one of the great muscle cars, I remember . . .