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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by marc 55, Nov 21, 2012.

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    Two Different Versions! Two
    Different Morals!

    OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
    long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
    and plays the summer away.
    Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

    The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the
    cold.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

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    MODERN VERSION:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
    building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
    and plays the summer away.
    Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference
    and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
    fed while others are cold and starving.


    CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
    shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home
    with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
    grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and
    everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

    Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's
    house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall
    overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
    grasshopper's sake.

    Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry
    King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and
    both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair
    share.

    Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
    Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

    The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
    green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his
    home is confiscated by the government.

    The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last
    bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just
    happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he
    doesn't maintain it.

    The ant has disappeared in the snow.

    The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the
    house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize
    the once peaceful neighborhood.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be VERY careful how you vote in 2012

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