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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    including the new Sperminator 4000,

    http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

    Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital
    June 25, 2014 | by Justine Alford


    Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technolog...troduced-chinese-hospital#hDWq7PBiBPuSMBqi.99
    A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

    The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

    According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

    Check out a video of the machine here:




    Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technolog...troduced-chinese-hospital#hDWq7PBiBPuSMBqi.99

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    Are they available here yet? How much? Do they take PayPal?


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    I've got a couple bulls I'd be willing to donate for experimental purposes. It would be nice to keep a bull in a good corral and get semen when I need it for some of my heifer calves. That stuff is expensive and a large bull doesn't work well on heifers. This is what they are talking about, right?
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    Depends on your definition of a bull


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    What's her name? Does she have a sister?
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    Now I think I have seen everything...Automatic jerk off machine...I bet someone will get their pecker pulled off...
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    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I think that's the objective
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    Thats f*cked up and hillarious. Boy are we getting lazy,lol.
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    what the hell was ya searching for when ya found this!!!!!!!!?????????

    lol lol lol lol lol
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    :eek: Do you really want to know :hilarious:
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    Yeah I was on a gun forum and some guy posted it, yeah that's it, he posted it, I just copied it and posted it here....
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    Of course! Wink


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    Plus I knew you'd like it
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    Weird Science :rolleyes:.
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