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Three Hillbillies

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

    1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '

    2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

    1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

    2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
    them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

    1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

    2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

    3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
    wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
    some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

    3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.
    cardboard, Feb 1, 2008
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    fireitup New Member

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    Funny

    Too Funny.
    fireitup, Feb 13, 2008
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    So why is it OK to make fun of hillbillies and no one else? I'd like it better if they were Frenchmen or Democrats - and it would be more believeable, too!:roflmao:
    Red Rider, Feb 13, 2008
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  5. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehe....i resemble those remarks!!!!!!!
    chucktx, Feb 13, 2008
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    Living in the Heart of Hillbilly land I personally LOVE those jokes.

    They're down right funny - especially since I know those three in that joke.
    Oh and BTW so you know he is still married to her too. Couldn't afford the payment on his trailor (mobile home to you yankee folks) without the second SSI check comin in each month. It's a fine one with only one window fixed up with duct tape.

    I also truly LOVE the folks that hear these and believe they are based on fact. See I live in one of the most beautiful states in the union, and as long as idiots believe this crap about it they STAY OUT just the way I likes it. :D

    Sorry gots to run, sis is calling she is gettin cold. Out of kerosene gots to warm her up a bit. :roflmao:
    wvak47, Feb 14, 2008
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh ! its like this, I'm from Northern Ala, I am a Hillbilly. I liked it. :gah:
    cardboard, Feb 14, 2008
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    i snaped a shot while travelin through your neck of the woods.....

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    DANG!!!!!!!!! that house boat idea rocks. It could save FEMA a small fortune around here in the flood planes. Put a break away shutoff valve on the gas lines, electric takes care of itself in water LOL, water line could use same style shutoff break away. Heck yeah that would be nice.
    wvak47, Feb 14, 2008
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