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Three wise men

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    The Three Wise Men

    In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.

    The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

    Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

    She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, the three wise man came from afar."
    chucktx, Dec 20, 2009
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    :roflmao: She sounds like my Ex..:gah:
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    I'll have to go with what cowboy said!:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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    :roflmao: That was good!!!
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    That thar was:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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    whut i dinn' see nuthin funny
    aint that thu way it's dun at
    ya'lls home? :p
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    ya tis...
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