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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

    :D
    FLHTbiker, Mar 17, 2011
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehehehe
    chucktx, Mar 17, 2011
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  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Good thing the wife don't get on here, :rolleyes: :D
    FLHTbiker, Mar 17, 2011
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    sarge7 New Member

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    I didn't know they made silencers that good. Something to consider.:roflmao:
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    So what is the top ten reasons why women perfer a gun over men? LMAO
    Hot Rider, Mar 18, 2011
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  7. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    OMG :eek::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Mar 18, 2011
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  8. hotroadking

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    Top ten reasons women prefer guns over men

    1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

    2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

    3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

    4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

    5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

    6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

    7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

    8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

    9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

    10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.
    hotroadking, Mar 18, 2011
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    :gah::gah::rant::rant::banghead::banghead: Not funny!!!! :rant::rant:
    JohnnyBiker, Mar 18, 2011
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    :roflmao::roflmao: I'm impressed!!!!
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    We pride ourselfs on equal oppertunity around here. :roflmao:
    sarge7, Mar 18, 2011
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  12. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    We Do :eek: :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Mar 18, 2011
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  13. Hot Rider

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    I thought it was great that hotroadking had the answers to that. :) It's all good.
    Hot Rider, Mar 18, 2011
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  14. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Yea, mine would never have been that good :roflmao:
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    FLHTbiker: you're in big trouble when the wife reads this thread! No more Saturday's like "Honey, I've got to go to the hardware store. I'll just take the bike to save some gas". I can hear her now...."Get your sorry a$$ back on that paint brush!!!"
    alex the dog, Mar 18, 2011
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  16. FLHTbiker

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    :D She never read anything here, to busy quilting and quilt shopping. :D
    FLHTbiker, Mar 18, 2011
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