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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Jan 23, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Two rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed by the size of it.
    The first hunter said "WOW, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
    The second hunter said "I don't know, let's throw something down there and listen to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
    The first hunter said "there's an old car transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see." So they picked it up and carried it over and counted 1, 2, and 3, and threw it into the hole.
    They were standing there listening and looking over the edge, when they heard a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turned around they saw a goat come crashing through the brush, it ran up to the hole, and with no hesitation, JUMPED in head first.
    While they were standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walked up. "say there", said the farmer, " you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here, did you?"
    The first hunter said"FUNNY you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"
    The farmer said, "WHY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I HAD HIM CHAINED TO AN OLD TRANSMISSION!!!"
    cardboard, Jan 23, 2011
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    chucktx, Jan 23, 2011
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    :rolleyes:nope did'nt see the trans:D
    cowboy, Jan 23, 2011
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Hey you see that smile and no talk above.
    That redneck that got the tranny and threw it was Redneck Chucktx man....:rolleyes:
    cardboard, Jan 24, 2011
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    Nope. Didn't see the chain, either! Whenever My boys in shop class screw up I call them "Hillbilly Carpenters."
    joshbob, Jan 24, 2011
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    I was thinking it was both you guys :roflmao::roflmao: and you were the one that threw it in. :eek: :roflmao: Don't tell Chuck I said that :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 24, 2011
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    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
    door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
    old green John Deere.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
    the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
    shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
    down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
    both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
    underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt form his body, and
    hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing,
    Billy Bob?"

    "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
    embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in
    the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
    a tractor'."
    hotroadking, Jan 24, 2011
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I didn't know ol CB had a John Deer :D
    FLHTbiker, Jan 24, 2011
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Chrome has the John Deer
    cardboard, Jan 24, 2011
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    Thanks fer the laugh, fellas...
    Crankshaft, Jan 24, 2011
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    whoops!!!!!!!!!!1:)
    chucktx, Jan 24, 2011
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    he wont..........................:)
    chucktx, Jan 24, 2011
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    Mom's the Word.:D
    cardboard, Jan 24, 2011
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