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Two Tough Questions

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys, this is one of those things I just had to pass on...It's a very interesting thought...You'll see!



    Q1.
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
    already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
    one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
    you recommend that she have an abortion?
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    Read the next question before looking at the
    response for this one.
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    Q2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
    your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
    candidates. Who would you vote for?

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    Candidate A.
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
    chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

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    Candidate B.
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
    whiskey every evening.

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    Candidate C
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
    cheated on his wife.

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    Which of these candidates would be our choice?
    Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
    response.
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    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
    question: If you said YES, you just killed
    Beethoven.

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    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
    before judging someone.
    Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
    reading..

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    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic

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    And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
    that has a little more than 500 employees and has
    the following statistics:
    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
    least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
    last year...

    Can you guess which organization this is?

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    Give up yet?

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    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
    The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
    designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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    You gotta pass this on as....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
  2. JohnnyBiker

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    I got the Adolph hitler one right!!!:D
  3. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    That's it ?
    Comon Johnny !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Git yer wife to help you..........:gah:
  4. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    It has been awhile since we have talked, how ya doing buddy???
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    cardboard if you still have it email to me thanks
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    candidate A..........a woman can do what she wants with her body................

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