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Viagra Extra Strength

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    I think its O.K. to post this, if not kill it.:D



    Biker Bob, walks into a pharmacy &
    says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have
    three biker babes coming over tonight.
    I've never had three biker babes at once,
    & I need something to keep me horny,
    keep me potent."

    The pharmacist reaches under the
    counter, unlocks the bottom drawer &
    takes out a small cardboard box marked
    with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" &
    says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS
    for 12 hours!"

    The next day, Bob rides down to the
    same pharmacy, walks right up to the
    same pharmacist & pulls down his pants.

    The pharmacist looks in horror as he
    notices that Bob's Johnson is black &
    blue with the skin hanging off in some
    places.

    Bob says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben ***."

    The pharmacist replies, "BEN ***?!
    You're not going to put Ben *** on your
    dick while it's in that condition?"

    Bob says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls
    didn't show up."
  2. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    bob=cardboard.........:)
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    Don't even want to get a vision of that.:roflmao::roflmao:
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    why was Ben ***???
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    There have been herbs that work like Viagra for years and girls have failed to show up just as long. Back in the old west Ben didn’t realize what the herbs he was cooking with at the mining camp was doing to the crew!
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


    It's like this........:rant:
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