Wal-Mart Greeter

Charlie, a new retiree-greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him in for a talk: "Charlie, I like your work ethic. You do a bang-up job, but being late so often is quite
bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, that's what I like to hear. It's odd though you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, 'Good morning, General, can I get you coffee, sir?'"