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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

    "Listen,you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

    He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good
    measure.

    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his c oncoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
    :roflmao:
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    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    guess I shoulda added it to the jokes thread oh well!:rolleyes:
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    well, ya got close!!!:D
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    :roflmao: damn that's funny
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    DOH!!!! Now that's funny!
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    :roflmao: oh ****!

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