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What a Dumb a-hole today

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Myself and a friend went for a ride today. Just beautiful out, sunny 65 degrees. He was riding his Crossbones and me on my 01 Heritage Springer. So we rode and we rode and then decided to stop for a drink and some food. Were in this place called the View Point with a absolute stunning view out the front of MT Hood. So after lunch and dragging our tongues out the door do to all the good looking girls in the place we head outside. So as were standing there out front recovering from those stunning views inside here comes three hot rod dudes on their bikes with their super loud pipes, cracking their throttles to the extreme. The last one on his Dyna was wrapping his pipes up and down as loud as he could drawing attention from even the tree squires who I thought were going to start throwing pine cones at him. Then this dumb a$$ decides hes going to do a burnout in the parking lot. I wished you all could have seen this. He starts off lots of smoke engine at the top of its RPM's and then something went wrong. :eek: With a loud bang everything went quiet and something locked up as the poor bike went violently back and forth to the right then left and then up. It pitched him up and over the bars just like a cowboy being thrown from a bucking horse. Well the bike lay dead on its side with smoke pouring up and not from the slick and hot tire. The rider was slow to get up and me and Vern looked at each other and Vern said should we laugh now or latter but his buddies were already laughing their A$$ off so we decided to join in. We were still laughing as we rode out of the parking lot and my last view in my mirror was of the fallen rider kicking his bike. :roflmao: :roflmao:
    But the ride was good and we decided to ride until the sun went down and every now and then I remembered that rider and and couldn't help laughing again.
    FLHTbiker, Feb 20, 2009
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  3. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao: you just can't keep treating them like shet & expect them to last :gah:
    cowboy, Feb 20, 2009
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    would be funnier on a vid..........but some times that stuff happens just too fast!!!!!!!!!! sounds funny tho......thanks for the chuckle!
    chucktx, Feb 20, 2009
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  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I could have pulled out my cell phone but by the time I figured out how to start the video portion of it the whole thing would have been over. It was one of those times when a total show off jerk got what he deserved.
    FLHTbiker, Feb 20, 2009
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    :roflmao: Sounds like more of a burn-up than burnout! :banghead: Awesome!
    Thunder99, Feb 21, 2009
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    Reminds me

    Oh I just wish I could have seen that :roflmao: :roflmao: You get some twats :cool:
    It reminds me of the early hours (20 hours on the lash) at a rally in Faro Portugal when this dipstick said he was going to fetch his bike over so we could all see it. (As if we wanted to :cool: ) anyway on the way back to the bar from his tent he managed to drop the beast not once but three time :roflmao: Then when he got to us he sunk the back end in the sand up to the hub. Got off and said its only a bike. :confused: Next morning we wondered back to the bar to find him on his knees digging the back end out and crying like the **** he was. and yes we were full of sympathy :rolleyes: :roflmao:
    charlieharley0057, Feb 21, 2009
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    A good soundin Harley sounds good at 1500 RPM not at 4500 RPM More money than brains I would say!!
    BluePearl, Feb 21, 2009
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    Thanks for sharing......Nice to know bad things don`t always happen to good people....If someone would do that to their bike....Just think what they would do to their wife or girlfriend....
    Mayor, Feb 21, 2009
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  10. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Yep, same type of mentality.
    FLHTbiker, Feb 21, 2009
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    Sounds like the kinda mental wizard that has lots a green but little common sense. People like that guy just don't get it. :puke:
    Welder, Feb 22, 2009
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  12. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Looks could be deceiving but looking at him I don't think he has a lot of green backs.
    FLHTbiker, Feb 22, 2009
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  13. wvak47

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    Should have offered him $100 for the remains and thrown in a $50 for the show. Sounds like it would have been worth it to me LOL. Atleast then he could have taken a cab or bus home. Sounds like he should be familiar with the short bus anyway. I am afraid if I were out riding and one of my friends did something that stupid I would have to let his dumba$$ walk home.
    wvak47, Feb 23, 2009
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    Maybe because he keeps putting his money back into his bike....fixing the things he tears up.....:D
    Mayor, Feb 23, 2009
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