Why Men perfer Guns over Women

And here we go...


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.




And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....





#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!


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In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto
Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D., published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ****ing
temperamental. "

(One can only hope he was able to live past making this last comment)

:roflmao::roflmao:Good one...:roflmao:

yeh but what about the cost?