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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by surfit, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. surfit

    surfit New Member

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    I've never written about this before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Low-rider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?






    Thanks,

    HarleyMan
  2. CD

    CD Guest

    Time to trade it in

    Trade the wife, get alimony, fix the current HD, party, get another HD to fill the void.
  3. scooter

    scooter New Member

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    Classic, man...just classic. :D :D
  4. Harleywyld1

    Harleywyld1 New Member

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    That's great.
  5. bikerjim1

    bikerjim1 Moderator

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    Jeez, Ya kinda had me freaked out for a minute there!:rolleyes:
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    I find my Harley far more fixable and compliant than the majority of women I’ve come across. My Harley still gets most of my money though, but its not called alimony.
  7. scooter

    scooter New Member

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    Yeah man, that would be more like "harleymony", right???:D :D
  8. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    This post sounds familiar to another post sometime back?:confused:
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    NICE! Yes. You should be able to fix that leak without bringing it to the stealer.:D
  10. ironhorse

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    I've read it before but wuz still sucked in by it:rolleyes:
  11. bikerjim1

    bikerjim1 Moderator

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    It's a pretty good grabber!
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    Yep, you sure got me too! That is great!!
    I was really concerned that you did have an oil leak so I'm glad it was just a joke!
  13. Tomflhrci98

    Tomflhrci98 Active Member

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    This is no joke

    That is a gut wrenching story. I hate hearing about guys that go through this, and I have many friends that have. You know you pour your life into a relationship. You put all your trust in her. You build a life with her and this is the way she treats you. That’s just crap. There are people you can go see to help work things out and spend lots of time and money doing that, but sometimes you have to recognize that it is over. Let her go man …:mad:

    you still might be able to get something for her on a trade in for a new shiny 07 model.

    :D :D :D
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    The Riddle of Steel....

    Conans father summed it best. "You can trust nothing in this life Conan. Not men, not women, not beasts...but this....(here we move forward in time and instead of a sword he shows him a shiny HD) This you can trust"......great grabber.....
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    Texas Road Glide New Member

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    hey now.......

    i had her home before midnight.............:devil:

    P.S.

    tell your wife, i said thanks!!!!!!!!!!

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