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Win free Redneck Sex with a fillip

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Dec 15, 2013.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    A gas station owner in Georgia was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3�. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."
    cardboard, Dec 15, 2013
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Better be careful what you ask for, could be a *** place :D
    FLHTbiker, Dec 15, 2013
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  4. MountainCruiser

    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff...o_O
    MountainCruiser, Dec 15, 2013
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  5. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    in south ga you have to squeal lika pig for *** sex
    seen it in the movies...

    no I don't know that first hand
    hotroadking, Dec 15, 2013
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I was wondering how you knew about the squealing part :D
    FLHTbiker, Dec 15, 2013
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  7. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Burt Reynolds told me about it


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    hotroadking, Dec 15, 2013
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    Poor Ned Beatty. :yuck:Boy you got a pretty mouth.:inpain:
    ultra200922, Dec 16, 2013
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    LOL...
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    I'm sorta surprised they didn't say the sex was self served.:p
    hogcowboy, Dec 16, 2013
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