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World's shortest fairytale

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
    said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
    motorcycles
    and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and
    scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The End :D
    FLHTbiker, Feb 25, 2009
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  3. Mayor

    Mayor New Member

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    Short but sweet.....Sounds like a winner!!
    Mayor, Feb 25, 2009
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  4. Hot01

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    I've always heard it differently:

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
    said, 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and rode
    motorcycles and had lots of friends that she hung out with whenever she wanted and could sit on the toilet seat without checking to make sure it was down and farted whenever she wanted.

    The End

    I guess it depends on your point of view. :roflmao:
    Hot01, Feb 25, 2009
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  5. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    yep, :D
    FLHTbiker, Feb 25, 2009
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  6. Mayor

    Mayor New Member

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    Still nice to know it turned out great for all! I just love it when everything turns out right.
    Mayor, Feb 25, 2009
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  7. cowboy

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    Yap all is good & all rememberd where the toilet is:roflmao:
    cowboy, Feb 25, 2009
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  8. hotroadking

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    all I know is there seems to be a lot of farting going on in singles homes...
    perhaps the issues they have with toliet seat postion is giving them gas....
    hotroadking, Feb 26, 2009
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  9. DeuceBones

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    I heard a different one too!

    One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who
    did not whine, nag, or bitch........

    But this was a long time ago.....

    and it was just ONE day.

    The End


    Not to offend Hot01. I'm sure this one could be edited as well.
    DeuceBones, Feb 26, 2009
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  10. Hot01

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    :roflmao:

    Don't worry about me. :)
    Hot01, Feb 26, 2009
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    Then you have the gruesome side of the fairy tale to consider.
    One day a guy asked the girl to marry him and she said yes.
    Between the rugrats losing his tools and the oversized Honey-do list; he never got to ride again, his bike sat in the garage and rusted away to nothing.
    He got old quick and left this world for a far better place full of Harleys and rice burners; Free beer and loose women.
    Then the alarm went off and he had to wake up and face reality.:eek: :roflmao:
    sarge7, Feb 27, 2009
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